Beware. A Public Service Announcement.

If one disagree's with alien life form. Please take a moment to consider this. 

Now, before you say "Oh, Jeeze, its only a praying mantis!" I will politely, and preemptively answer you this:

This "mantis," does not look to be praying whatsoever. Instead I believe that he is quietly carving a hole into the side of the house with his mind, which he will (upon entering) steal all the household calculators and write messages on them. And these messages will not be fun and endearing but menacing and math-like.  He will then eat all of the chips out of your cookies, hide your pillowcases, and turn your toilet paper the opposite way of which you originally hang it. He will do all of this before returning to the deep space in which he was birthed at.

If you want to argue with me further I ask that you ponder the picture more. Notice a small and complacent stinkbug? Yes, yes, you do. The is his sidekick who does his bidding. This particular stinkbug was chosen out of all the millions that have started to invade earth because of his wonderful sewing abilities.  Why and how I know that is of no importance. But take heed fellow earthlings.....your cookies are not safe.