In case you haven't noticed....Winnie The Pooh is a criminal.
Sure he wears a cute red shirt, has a grandpa voice, looks all soft and fuzzy, but this bear is a con.
Under that pantless exterior, Pooh Bear has done some hard time. Where do you think he has gotten his name "Pooh?"
He robs bee hives people.
Sure he looks cute doing so with honey all over his mitts- but really- he is breaking and entering. He is an uninvited guest that bust down a bee's house and then takes them for all their worth. The bee's are left homeless, and in peril for the lack of honey. They probably die soon after of starvation and lack of protection from the elements.
But we all think its cute- cause that yellow bear has an addiction to honey.
I think he skipped out on addiction counseling in jail if you ask me.
So that hard edge bear has been trying to rob from my hives twice this past week. I came out yesterday to find the entrance reducer knocked off and the bottom board on the other hive chewed up....again.
If you see this bear report him to the police. Do not for a second invite him in your home, because the second you turn your back- your cupboards will be bear. I mean bare.
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